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The homosexual cowboy.......................rode into town and shot up the sheriff.

Two Scottish homo's...............Ben Doon & Phil MaCrakin.

Two Irish homo's..........John Fitzpatrick & Patrick Fitzjohn.

Did you here about the lost oomatingee tribe of Africa. They were a very brave tribe of pygmies who used to run naked through the long grass shouting............."oomatingee oomatingeeeeee"!!!!!!!!!

They were closely related to another tribe of pygmies called the ellarewee tribe. Now the ellarewee tribe were a very proud people and wanted everyone to know who they were. They would run through the long grass, jumping up and down, shouting........"were the ellarewee.. were the ellarewee"!!!!!!!