Friday fun

Teenage couple splashing about in a swimming pool. He says "I'm going to duck you". She replies "If you say it properly you can"

Vampires must be gay. All those sexy women half naked and all they want to bite are their necks.

Did you Hear about the latest invention to make your penis bigger. It's an adjustable strap. One end fastens round the ankle and the other end ties on to your willie. The idea is that each step you take, the strap gives a tug, and gradually your willie gets longer. So next time you see a jogger leaning against a wall, gasping for breath, leave him alone........he's having a fantastic time.

The man who lost the whole use of his left side. He's all right now.