Friday joke

Whats the difference between parsley and pussy?...........Nobody eats parsley.

Why do women have cunts?...................So men will talk to them.

Why do women have legs?.......................Have you seen the mess snails leave.

Did you know that they have stopped women swimming in the ocean?..............They can't get the smell out of the fish.

what do you call a fat chinaman?.............A chunk.

Did you know that elephants have their sex organs in their feet?.............If one steps on you, You're fucked.

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her for swearing?...............washed her hands with soap.