Gold, Frankinsense and duhhh

The three wise men came bearing gifts for the new born infant.
As they walk into the barn, one of them smacks his head on one of the low roof beams and yells "Jesus Christ".
Joseph says to Mary "Quick write that down. It's better than Clyde"!!!!!!!!

Walked into a bar the other night................ Didn't half hurt............. It was an iron bar.

Bought my mother in law a new chair for Christmas.
My bloody wife wont let me plug it in.