More jokes for you

The Irish one armed sculptor................put the chisel in his mouth and hit the back of his head with the mallet.

Imagine the jungle world cup finals. It's the mammals against the insects. The insects are leading and as Adam ant chases down the pitch with the ball, the elephant from the opposition comes along and stamps on him. pore old Adam, splattered all over the place. The referee come up and sends the elephant of. As the elephant walks slowly off he bursts into tears , saying "I only meant to trip him up".

Did you know that if you play a country and western record backwards, you stop being a drunk, you get a job, your dog recovers, your wife comes back--------"Whoa" "stop" "smash the bloody thing quick.