Saturday smile

What happened when a Jew with a hard on walked into a wall?.............He broke his nose.

Why do Jews have big noses?..................Because air is free.

How do you stop your girlfriend from fucking you?..............Marry her.

What does in Irish girl do after sucking cock?...........Spits out feathers.

Irishman walks into a bar, pulls a big steaming turd out of his pocket and plops it onto the bar and says to the barman. "Look what I almost stepped in."

What's another word for cocoon?....................N-nigger.

How do you shoot a black man?.............Aim for the radio.

What did one lesbian ssay to another lesbian?.............Your face or mine.