Promise not to laugh!!!!!!

Whats green and turns red at the flick of a switch...............A frog in a liquidizer,

Did you hear about the gay mafioso...............He wanted to be a fairy godfather.

Why has an elephant got four feet..............Because he would look bloody silly with four inches.

Did you hear about the welsh farmer who took his favourite sheep to the edge of a cliff........So he could get a better push-back.