Christmas eve comedy

How do elephants hide in cherry trees.............They paint their toenails red.
Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a cherry tree?...........No?...........Bloody good disguise isn't it.
How do they get down..........They stand on a leaf and wait until Autumn.

Visiting dignitary is being guided round a genetics research Lab by the head scientist. "This is a cross between a pheasant and a partridge. We call it a fartridge."----------"This is a cross between a pheasant and a robin. We call it a fobin."------------"And here is our latest research. It's a cross between a pheasant and a duck. We call it Nigel."!!!!!!

Do you know how to make a dog go miaow?--------------Take it 10'000 feet up in a plane, push it out and it goes miaooooooooow.

How do you make a cat go woof?...................pour a gallon of petrol (gas) on it, light a match and woooof.