The three wise men came bearing gifts for the new born infant.
As they walk into the barn, one of them smacks his head on one of the low roof beams and yells "Jesus Christ".
Joseph says to Mary "Quick write that down. It's better than Clyde"!!!!!!!!
Walked into a bar the other night................ Didn't half hurt............. It was an iron bar.
Bought my mother in law a new chair for Christmas.
My bloody wife wont let me plug it in.
Why do dogs lick their own parts................Because they can.
What about dyslexic atheists? Is it true they do not believe in dog.
I was having some deep thoughts the other day and I have decided that I would like to die quietly in my sleep just like my grandfather.
Not yelling and screaming like the passengers on his bus.
Blonde walks into a hardware shop and after a bit of searching goes to the counter with some hinges.
The guy behind the counter says "Do you want a screw for those hinges"?
She thinks for a while and says "No, but how about a blow job for that steam iron"?
