Wackey Wednesday

Whats the difference between a circus and a brothel?.............Ones a cunning display of stunts!!!!

bloke goes for an interview as a doorman in the local brothel and is told by the madame what he has to do and the terms of employment.
The wages are only $70 a week but the perks are, Free bed and board, all he can eat and sex with the girl of his choice after all the customers have gone home.
He starts the next evening and after a trouble free night he is looking forward to his fun. He picks a gorgeous blonde and they go to bed. The problem is she wont let him have sex, just a hand job.
The next evening he chooses a long legged redhead and the same thing happens.
the third night he has worked very hard and is looking forward to a good fuck. He selects a petite brunette and the same thing happens.
A bit disappointed, he visits the madame and explains what is happening. She says "I thought I explained, you have to work a week in hand."

Overheard from behind the bushes.
"If you were a gentleman you wouldn't have done that."
"If you were a lady you wouldn't talk with your mouth full."