More Fun

Did you hear about the man who buried his mother-in-law face down in the garden?..........He wanted somewhere to park his bike.

Young couple walking through the woods and they stop for a kiss and cuddle. She says "You smell nice, What have you got on?"
He replies, "I've got a hard on but I didn't realise you could smell it".

Man walks into a bar grinning all over his face. He says to the bartender " I'll have three rums, one bourbon and two gin and blackcurrant, please."
The drinks are lined up before him and he downs them all straightaway.
"Whats the big occasion?" asks the bartender.
"I've just had my first blow job," replies the man.
"Oh right, was it OK?"
"Not to bad, but even now I can still taste it."

Two girls wlking along and one says "where did you get those marks on your knees?"
The other replies "From making love doggie style."
"It looks very painful to me, don't you know any other way?"
"Oh yes, I do, but my dog doesn't."