Sunday fun

Two men lying at the bottom of a cliff, both battered and bruised.
One holding a disheveled budgie says "I don't recon much to this budgie jumping."
The other clutching a limp parrot. "This parrot gliding ain't any better."

Whats got 100 balls and fucks rabbits?................A twelve bore shot gun.

The beautiful blonde whispered to the doctor "Go on kiss me, I know you want to."
The doctor replied "I don't think it would be ethical, I shouldn't really be fucking you in the first place."

Three Welshmen walking down a country lane and they see a sheep stuck half way through a barb wire fence.
The first says "I wish that was Cindy Crawford."
The second says "I wish it was Angelina Jolie."
The third says "I wish it was dark."